Hey Baby, Hey Baby, Hey!

Dear Future Baby:

Hurry the frick up. We're getting tired of waiting around for you! We know you have your own time line, but we feel there are things you should consider while you're off lallygagging in the great beyond.

A: If you don't show up in the next two months we'll have been wishing for you for a whole long year and that, Dear Baby, comes with consequences. Those consequences include some hardcore baby making drugs, like Clomid. And Clomid comes with an increased chance that you'd have to share your mother's already seriously limited uterine space with your brother or sister. And the sharing doesn't end there, Dear Baby. You'd have to share birthdays and toys and your parents' attention FOREVER.

B: If that's not a serious enough threat for you, Dear Future Baby... if you lollygag too long we might just go find a pre-made baby somewhere like Asia. And not to be steriotypical or anything, Future Baby, but Asian baby would look better in a ponytail and get way better math grades than you would (mostly due to your mother's frizy hair and lack of mathmatical skills, but also, you know Asians rock... and they have beautiful perfectly straight hair).

So anyways, future baby. You have until July 1st. That is all.

Love,
Mom & Dad